Things my husband hates about me

101 Things My Husband Hates About Me

I have come up with this 101 things my husband hates about me today while I was in the shower when my husband started to yell  at me asking what was taking me so long? I said “what? I just got in.”

I hurried up knowing he needs to go to the bathroom, for we were leaving in just a matter of minute. It looked like it was going to rain. I never wanted to go shopping when it’s raining.

I was putting my lipstick on while he went on his way down, turned on the television and watched something in the discovery channel, I don’t know and I don’t care at all. Actually, I did and I began to scold him. “There is no time to watch, let’s go”. The truth is I was still upstairs cutting my fingernails and thinking of putting my favorite nail polish on. (I felt like I still have at least five minutes to polish it with orange, or yellow, or green or so on and and on).

Ahh..fickle-minded me and my husband hated it!

Husbands want us to look gorgeous but they hate seeing us putting our make-ups on and my husband is not an exception.

My husband hates my flabby ugly belly but he knows he can’t do anything….

My husband hates the food I loved just like squid; “the scavenger” he said. He could never learn to eat it even if he starves.

My husband knew I was hot-tempered but he never complained.

He hates my self confidence but love the results of it.

He says I am lazy, I never cleaned the house since we got married.

He hates me nagging; he said he just can’t stand it anymore.

He says I am a bitch but “guys love bitches” I said.

He called me a wretch and he was leaving me but he never did. (should I wait?)

He says all these ugly things totaling to 101 about me but  he is still here kissing me.

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