101 Things My Husband Hates About Me
I have come up with this 101 things my husband hates about me today while I was in the shower when my husband started to yell at me asking what was taking me so long? I said “what? I just got in.”
I hurried up knowing he needs to go to the bathroom, for we were leaving in just a matter of minute. It looked like it was going to rain. I never wanted to go shopping when it’s raining.
I was putting my lipstick on while he went on his way down, turned on the television and watched something in the discovery channel, I don’t know and I don’t care at all. Actually, I did and I began to scold him. “There is no time to watch, let’s go”. The truth is I was still upstairs cutting my fingernails and thinking of putting my favorite nail polish on. (I felt like I still have at least five minutes to polish it with orange, or yellow, or green or so on and and on).
Ahh..fickle-minded me and my husband hated it!
Husbands want us to look gorgeous but they hate seeing us putting our make-ups on and my husband is not an exception.
My husband hates my flabby ugly belly but he knows he can’t do anything….
My husband hates the food I loved just like squid; “the scavenger” he said. He could never learn to eat it even if he starves.
My husband knew I was hot-tempered but he never complained.
He hates my self confidence but love the results of it.
He says I am lazy, I never cleaned the house since we got married.
He hates me nagging; he said he just can’t stand it anymore.
He says I am a bitch but “guys love bitches” I said.
He called me a wretch and he was leaving me but he never did. (should I wait?)
He says all these ugly things totaling to 101 about me but he is still here kissing me.
- Posted in: Emotion and Feelings ♦ motherhood ♦ husband ♦ married life ♦ married woman ♦ wife